Paris Hilton defends Britney's "partying ethics" on her MySpace. Paris Hilton knows the word "ethics???" [The Scoop]
Rudy Giuliani toasts newlyweds Anne Hearst and Jay McInerney, congratulating them on "finding love again" (and again. and again. and, in Jay's case, and again) like he did. [R&M, last item]
Kate Hudson's 3 year old got his hair cut by David Spade's stylist. [Dlisted]
Foxy Brown refers to self in third person, claims to be bffs with fellow phone-hurler Naomi Campbell, and makes Andrea Peyser wonder why she bothers to get dressed in the morning. [NYP]
Dakota Fanning Marc Jacobs ads are creepy as fuck. [IntoGossip]
Look Who's Fat Now: Kirstie Alley. [TMZ]
Brad and Angelina were just friends until after he was divorced. And Angelina would be totally happy to sit down and talk to Jen anytime. And soooo many other total lies. [NYP]
