Short Ends: Bigfoot Unchained!
· Our complaining about Fox's non-embeddable "Bigfoot jerking off a unicorn" clip from Talkshow got results! It's now nestled above, allowing you to rewatch this compelling scene of one mythical creature manually manipulating the genitals of another, right here in this post!
We've had our fill of Nicole Richie news today, but TMZ kept digging and turned up a previous DUI arrest.
Dan Marino never takes losing well, especially when it's to a Teleprompter.
· Citizens of Washington DC: Have you raped any babies? Better hope not, because Jenna Elfman is coming, and she'll pull that ugly secret right out of you.
· At the behest of Us Weekly, Camille Paglia overthinks Jennifer Aniston.