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We tried putting together a comprehensive Defamer Holiday Gift Guide for our readers, but then it hit us: a list of wonderful things you might buy for people you cherish and/or need favors from should begin and end with the fine garments on sale at the Gawker Shop. Is there a better way to express your love than in t-shirt form? Wait, this one is easy, so we'll answer it for you: No, there is not. And as a special enticement to make an already ludicrously easy gift-giving decision even more simple, the Shop is offering a special, pre-holiday 20.69% discount on our Defamer-themed Bathroom Stall VIP Club Member and Your Assistant Hates You models, with the latter style the perfect way to remind your boss of your warm feelings towards him during this festive season. Hit the shop and buy, buy, buy, for time is running out to have your purchases shipped before you abandon our fair city for the holidays.