Gossip Roundup: 10 Years, $7.3 Million Later, Di Death Still Accident

Emily Gould

12/15/06 12:00PM

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In what has to be the world's most expensive excuse for the trailer-trashy tabs to run decade-old photos of the People's Princess, the conclusive report on her death was released yesterday. Maybe your mom cares? [NYT]
Nicole Richie might actually go to jail for DUI, since it's her second arrest. [R&M]
Madonna threatens to punch a British comedian out for saying what everyone's thinking about her baby-shopping. [Page Six]
Okay, seriously, like we said yesterday: another day, another Britney haircolor. [MollyGood]
This Irish website says the fat chick Colin Farrell's arm in arm with is "just one of his oldest Muckers," but we don't know what that means. Or want to. [Showbiz Ireland]
Angelina Jolie tells Diane Sawyer that her uterine lining will be shed at regular 28-day intervals. Well, not in so many words, but basically. [USAToday]
Chelsea Handler's tv show, explained at last. [Page Six]

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ae38 Emily Gould 12/15/06 01:29PM

Angelina Jolie is such a twat. Its like she's giving talking points to support people who think white people should not adopt children of other races. By assuming that Shiloh is comfortable b/c Mom and Dad are white but poor Maddox and Zahara need another 'african' or 'asian' (as if all the cultures within africa and asia are interchangeable...)around to feel comfortable is just bizarre. At the end of the day, she's still the one raising them, not the sibling brought in for "comfort."

And please, oh please, can she find a black nanny to help Zahara out with her hair? It's just not right to let that girl walk around like that.

Sycophanticide Emily Gould 12/15/06 02:20PM

All this press surrounding Princess Di's untimely death, has dredge up some feelings that I though were long-buried. Mainly that Diana was homely. I'm not sure why anyone fawned over her in-bred arse, or found her glamorous. The only reason anyone paid attention to her was the envy of being a princess, who had nothing better to do than have tea with Elton John.

RecentlyNewlyRedundant Emily Gould 12/15/06 12:40PM

I thought it meant something like old slag/shag friend.

But dayum, even that dancer was a fat minger. I should get my ass to Ireland, 'cause I'd be totes Ireland Hot.

Ha Ha Sound Emily Gould 12/15/06 12:51PM

My word, an entertainment industry bigwig did a humungous favor for an aspiring actress that he's sleeping with? This is truly a first in show business.