Trump showed uncharacteristic mercy, shipping Miss USA off to the dry-out clinic but allowing her to keep her crown. [TMZ]
Supposedly it was on behalf of his daughter Jessica Rae, but the Boss basically invited Nick Lachey into his Tunnel of Love at the Jingle Ball. [Page Six]
Andrew Leon Talley spotted at Saturday's Sean Bell shooting protest. [R&M, second to last item]
Britney used to be able to pull off the see-thru lace dress thing a wee bit better. [Dlisted]
Lance Bass's sometime lovah Reichen Lehmkuhl disses Perez Hilton on his MySpace in what has to be the gayest catfight in the history of gayness. [Top That]
Martha Stewart admitted to Howard Stern that, while in prison, she'd been asked to "lunch" by some lezzies. [The Blemish]
