Inevitable Tabloid Report: Pictures Of Perfect Jolie-Pitt Baby Plunges Aniston Into Depths Of Despair
As if Jennifer Aniston, the tabloids' Most Brittle Cover Girl, didn't have enough psychic pain to deal with following the end of her suspicious partnership with The Break-Up co-star and noted co-ed cuddle-bear Vince Vaughn, Us Weekly reports that the actress has been dealt a severe blow to her always tenuous emotional health (hey, read the glossies! She's one long-distance phone service commercial from a stay in the Fragile Stars Wing of Cedars Sinai) by the latest round of pictures of Shiloh Jolie Pitt, the genetically perfect offspring that ex-husband Brad Pitt should have put in her uterus, not that orphan-collecting homewrecker's. "Close pals" tell Us that Aniston has been so affected by the widely circulated images of Shiloh that "she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street," and has taken to "throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours." The friend, however, offers hope that Jen's heart is on the mend: "At least she's stopped watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."
