We know that when we want to convey our most sincerest feelings to the object of our affections, we just cut out and recaption tabloid pictures of ourselves. Stars really are just like us, Paris especially. [MollyGood]
During the same week that you made out with that weird older lady from Accounts Payable in the closet at the office party and also your hand, Josh Hartnett made out with Scarlett Johansson and also Giselle Bundchen. [Page Six]
'Lost' actress Evangeline Lilly's house burned down. No one got hurt, so it's okay for us to make fun of the fact that she still has roommates. You're on TV, lady! Even we don't have roommates. [Star Pulse]
Miss USA has NOTHING on Miss Nevada. [Fleshbot — not as NSFW as we'd like, but still]
Lara Flynn Boyle got married to some dude; a new ring size had to be invented. Because she's very skinny. [Star]
