As a, uh, special treat for those poor suckers still stuck at work, we offer this clip of Men's Health EIC/subpar oral sex provider Dave Zinczenko on this morning's Today Show giving pointers on kissing. We like to pretend that he's actually talking about oral sex. Then we shiver and cross our legs tightly. Go home already.

Earlier: People Who You Should Never Let Go Down on You: Dave Zinczenko