WHICH Socialite is Spreading Equine Herpes?
Sigh. Just kidding, unfortunately. But tipsters have brought to our attention that we overlooked a batch of blind items in today's P. 6. They're hot on the trail of the record mogul who signed a girl group because he wanted to bone its lead singer over at Idolator, which leaves us with only two blind item stock types to identify: the socialite so 'rexy that she's got premature bone loss, and the socialite/publicist who's back to snorting coke off the toilet seat:
WHICH rail-thin socialite - who suffered this year when her ex-fianc quickly married a gorgeous brunette after dumping her - is having health issues? Though her friends beg her to eat, her anorexia has caused the early onset of osteoporosis . . . WHICH tall, blond publicist-socialite is back on the Colombian Marching Powder? She stopped snorting when she became "a professional career woman" but is now back to late hours and doing lines off bathroom surfaces.
Send us your guesses, for the love of the dear sweet little baby Jesus in a manger.
