Lindsay Lohan celebrated the eve of the birth of Our Lord at Lotus, but she reportedly passed on booze. Spending 3.5 hours sober in the company of Brittny Gastineau? Maybe there's hope for Lohan's recovery yet. [Gatecrasher]
Our deepest apologies for failing to bring you the news that Britney puked sushi (and "saki") all over herself when it was reported yesterday. And we'd been bitching that it was a slow news day! [Star]
"Southern lingerie and catalog model" (we read this as "stars'n'bars-pattered bikini-wearer") Amanda Wyatt came forward with allegations that Keith Urban was two-timing Nicole Kidman with her right up until their wedding — even sending her text messages reading "You are the last person I have tasted." Guess that makes him a Wile E. Coyote, huh? [NYP]
For some reason, we're oddly titillated by these shots of Jessica Biel's cameltoe. Maybe it's all these L word banner ads. [Egotastic — SFW, it's not like it's really wedged up in there or anything]
Watch out, micks: Judith Regan is (maybe) moving to Dublin (!?) [Radar]
