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Britney checked herself into an exclusive retreat in Arizona called 'Sanctuary,' which is totally just a spa. Sigh. Well, at least her pores will be getting clean. [The Scoop]
Madonna's adopted son's Dad wants to check in with her, but her phone number seems to be unlisted. [Reuters]
The crowd at Elliot Spitzer's inaugural concert was underwhelmed by unfunny MC Jimmy Fallon. [Page Six]
Someone at the company socialite/ "designer" Tory Burch co-owns with her exhusband has an entire job based on being their go-between so that they won't have to actually speak to each other. [WWD]
Tyra Banks is just wearing the fatsuit all the time now, it seems. [Egotastic]
