Our subway hero, whose knit Playboy cap was soiled by the underbelly of a 1 train, will get a new hat and a lifetime subscription to the mag. [R&M, last item]
Ivanka Trump defends her dad's, um, reputation, on the Today show. [AP]
Marilyn Manson will never see Dita Von Teese's boobs for free again. [Page Six]
As Club Paris abandons its namesake Hilton, it becomes clear that her brand extension is as ragged and ill-maintained as her hair extensions. [UsWeekly]
Nicole Richie reportedly called the witch doctor to remove the voodoo hex that an "enemy" placed on her. And somewhere, Rachel Zoe stuck another pin in the doll. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan is "doing well" after "appedix surgery," says mom Dina. [Star]
