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We generally restrict our nominations to one a day, but sometimes a lede comes along that's just too good to pass up. Here ya go:

"Drop and give me 20!" is something you might hear Air Force Staff Sgt. Michelle Manhart yell to airmen trainees at Lackland Air Force Base. Drop her trousers is what Manhart did for Playboy magazine, and now it's landed her in trouble with the military.

On the plus side, they avoided the obvious "surge" joke.

Sergeant in trouble for Playboy photos [AP]