Great Moments in Journalism are submitted by readers, and can be sent to this address. The polls have closed, and your winner is Carolyn See, for her bit of salad-dressing misdirection in a book review of a Joan Crawford bio. Carolyn receives a wire hanger for the honor. Today's Moment is sort of a cheap shot, since God knows it's hard enough to write supporting copy for a paragraph or two describing a photo that appears in Vogue. Still, give the Post's Marianne Garvey credit: It's not just any old hack who, upon looking at the picture of a scantily clad Renee Zellwegger petting a bunny, can churn out a lede like, "It's the gorgeous and the hare," which, even were it delivered in the slurred cadence of Dick Clark, would still not rhyme in any language. Good work. [The article doesn't appear to be online. Which is probably wise.]