Okay, or just a refund: Tyra's $200 skin cream gave her "pimples on pimples. The kind of pimples that feel like there is poison underneath your skin. The kind of pimples that feel ALIVE!!!" [Gone Hollywood]
Hilary Duff takes horse drugs to match her horse teeth? [Gatecrasher, last item]
Steve Bing continues to totally not have gone on a date with Pam Anderson — also, his lawyers have worked down their list all the way to the Post. [Page Six]
Britney and her new man-thing got busy in a $40,000/night hotel room. It had a rotating bed, y'all! [People]
Claire Danes likes 'em scruffy. [UsWeekly]
Donald Trump vs . . . Condoleeza Rice? We can't get into it; "my nice fat little Condi" just doesn't have that same ring. [Star]
New MollyGood editor Cord gets his tenure started right by establishing his dislike for Rachel Bilson and Perez Hilton, then loses points by quoting Capote and showing off that he knows what "portmanteau" means. [MollyGood]
Want to see Lindsay Lohan's nipples again? Okay, here you go. [Derek Hail, only NSF, like, Amish offices]
