Nancy Jo Sales's article about "America's Next Top Mogul" in February's Vanity Fair (not online, god damn it) contains not one but two glaring inaccuracies.

"Although narrow-bodied and slim, she is, as she often reminds fans, 30 pounds heavier than the average model, with a perfect ice-cream scoop of a behind."

and:

'Congratulations,' is one of her famous taglines, always delivered with an enigmatic smirk. 'You're still in the running to become America's Next Top Model.'

The first one we can sort of get around — no one said it wasn't a Cold Stone Creamery "Gotta Have It"-sized ice cream scoop, after all — but even the most cursory watcher of ANTM knows that the correct wording is "towards becoming." Factchecker, you must immediately return to the house, pack your things, and leave.

Tyra Banks: America's Next Top Mogul Photo Shoot Video [VF.com]
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