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Relentless self-promoter/professional hymen-regenerator Dawn Eden wants to make sure we're aware of the following:

The number one Google hit for "sex" ... is Salon's interview with me. I discovered that inadvertently — a blog reference to it came up when I Technoratied my name last night.

Congratulations, Dawn! Just one question: Does self-Googling count as masturbation? It just seems so, we don't know, unchaste.

Earlier: Gawker's coverage of Dawn Eden