No wonder Lindsay Lohan is flashing her funbags everywhere: she's fucking Joe Francis again. [Page Six]
BREAKING Golden Globes goss: "All the waitresses look like Kelly Clarkson." [Gatecrasher, last item]
Brad and Angie are bringing their brood to New Orleans because "it's like a third world country, but convenient to LA and New York." (Ok, we made that last part up, but they are moving there). [UsWeekly]
Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to misdemeanor assault. [TMZ]
Britney had another case of the voms. [Page Six]
Golden Globes blah blah. We thought Sienna Miller's hair was cute, in a way. [NYT]
