• Well, according to Page Six, she had botched surgery to correct it years ago, which only ended up making it worse. And those blue contacts aren't helping matters, either. We're glad this is finally coming out; before it seemed like it was one of those weird gossip no-fly zones, like Angelina Jolie's skeleton arms. [Page Six]
  • The chemistry between Kanye West and his fiancee is just sizzling, isn't it? Well, let's not read too much into these photos. Or the fact that his name rhymes with "gay." [Jesus Hearts Music]
  • Beyonce didn't get a Golden Globe because, according to Matthew Knowles, "blacks in Hollywood are still being discriminated against." Unless they're, say, Forrest Whitaker, Eddie Murphy, Prince, or, um, Jennifer Hudson, we guess. [Starpulse]
  • Poor Cinderbritnerella cannot go to the ball — the Viennese Opera Ball — because ex-bff Paris Hilton had her disinvited. [Us Weekly]
  • Those crazy kids at World of Wonder pranked the poor receptionist at Lindsay Lohan's rehab. [WOW]