• Foam-obsessed Top Chef villain Marcel Vigneron learned the hard way that his "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win" 'tude doesn't play so well off camera: he had to get 30 stitches after an irate (Ilan supporting?) viewer clocked him with a bottle. [Page Six]
  • Jared Leto douches it up all over Sundance. Our favorite part of the description of this incredibly tough fight is "Leto 'whipped off his hat with earflaps on and stepped up to the guy,' said a spy." [Page Six]
  • The NY-based, married star of some cop show or other cheated on his wife with an 18-year old. Guesses? [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Speaking of cheating on your wife with a teenager, Christie Brinkley is looking hot in divorce court. [NYDN]
  • Stunner: Paris Hilton got off easy on her DUI charge. [Us Weekly]