But Fox smear ads compare the CNN anchor to Paris Hilton, which is just unfair. [Page Six]
Tyra Banks, still talking about her fat: "If I had a lower self-esteem, I would probably be starving myself right now. That's exactly what is happening to other women all over this country." Especially the ones competing for spots on ANTM. [People]
A negative Factory Girl review that involved nary a word: we hear that an exclusive press-only event last night featured a puddle of urine on the screening room floor.
Michael Jackson's kids pretty much just look like kids. [TMZ]
Diddyspawn. [NYP]
Wonderland's pretty cushy, but it can't fulfill all of Lindsay Lohan's needs— she's been texting Brody Jenner about her cravings for fast food, and for his Big Mac. [Us Weekly]
Miss USA blames cokesluttiness on her abusive childhood. Ok, Tara, now explain your abusive haircut. [TMZ]
