East Village Bedbug Outbreak
Trash day never looked so dire as it did outside 213 East 10th Street this morning. Grody! Bedbugs ahoy!
Or, maybe, this some sort of brilliant disposal ploy—instead of creepy-crawley futon covers, maybe the trash is stuffed with underage condom-free Czech porn, unshredded financial documents, and a thousand review copies of Slate culture gal Meghan O'Rourke's latest volume of verse?