Blue States Lose: The Ballad of Peppers and Fairycheeks (Gloria)
Why do we love Fridays? Well, the week comes to a close. We're able to have some time to ourselves. And, of course, it's the day of Blue States Lose, where all of our friends from The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, and Misshapes receive a fond and friendly assessment.
After the jump, Alex Blagg wonders why he even bothered going to college.
10.Misshapes. January 27th, 2007 photo #012: Good energy, Other Guy - but we still don't find you in any way compelling.
9. The Cobrasnake. Peace Please photo #2935: Oh man, the Cobrasnake guy in a Panama Jack hat hollering war protest into a megaphone while a bunch of bored high school kids dick around with their cell phones might be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is why we need a draft.
8. Last Night's Party. Young Love photo #9574: Here's a girl lying on the floor in a bar bathroom, naked, licking a toilet.
7. Misshapes. January 27th, 2007 photo #044: Well, at least we know what would happen if Jess Coen gave up blogging in favor of becoming a spun out meth whore.
6. Last Night's Party. Young Love photo #9241: Being colorblind and from New Jersey makes for a frightening combination.
5. The Cobrasnake. Hot Tub Fart photo #0967: To be completely honest, I have no idea who or what the fuck this is. Yet somehow it feels like it simply has to be included.
4. Last Night's Party. Young Love photo #9349: You know what, I'm through with explaining to people why I won't go to the Lower East Side. From now on, I'm just going to show them this picture and nod gravely.
3. Misshapes. January 27th, 2007 #003: When I sat down, I really wanted to make fun of this guy. But I challenge you to NOT to fall in love with Glitterpants Sassyface.
2. Last Night's Party. Eat Cake photo #8673: Hey, you know what would make Last Night's Party's "stupid hipster chicks pretending to be bisexual like Paris Hilton for attention" pictures even better? Bachelorette party hijinx!
1. Misshapes. January 27th, 2007 photo #186: After going AWOL from the navy, Walter went through a chaotic period of heavy drug use (mostly hallucinogenics) and nomadic wandering, from which he emerged with permanent genetic damage, but a newly invigorated understanding of his life's purpose: to become a superhero bent on fighting the forces of sanity wherever they might lurk. After changing his name to Peppers the Retarded Rave Monkey, he found a sidekick and life partner he calls Fairycheeks or Gloria, depending on which day of the week it is. They may not be heroes, but they really are super.
