Maybe Derek Blasberg Isn't Even Sorta Famous

Taken at last night's Fashion Week kickoff at The Box. Village Voice photo caption: "Socialite Tinsley Mortimer and a friend upstairs in the VIP area." Okay, so maybe calling him the Truman Capote to Genevieve Jones' Holly Golightly was a bit of a stretch, but we didn't realize he'd been downgraded to "friend" so quickly.