The publishing world is minorly abuzz with the news that Cougar par excellence Sharon Stone is shopping a book. It's not a memoir, our spy tells us, but more of a self-help, how-to kind of thing (?!?!) along the lines of 'Sharon Stone's Purpose-Driven Life.' Apparently, high-ranking editors are being led to a Stony inner sanctum, but before they're allowed access, they're made to jot their high-ranking names down on a sign-in sheet — making it possible for them to see who else is in the running to be Stone's publisher (tacky!!) We also hear that Stone keeps retelling the same anecdote about how working at a women's shelter has enriched her as a human being — something along the lines of 'I realized that it was ok for me to say "I'm not having a good day, even though I'm rich and beautiful."' Oh Sharon! We can't wait to read your career advice.

*Okay, okay, Casino. Fine.