Glaring Omissions: We've Been Looking for Ron Jeremy Too
Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (rarely) or design (almost always).
- "PLEASE HELP!— I've been trying to contact Ron Jeremy for some time now. Our local news station announced he was at Diamond Men's Club in Clevelnad tonight (local for me) signing autographs. When I called the club to confirm, so that I could go there to meet him, they said he had cancelled. I don't know how the news could have shown him here if he had cancelled. I am not a stalker or a trouble maker in any sense of the word. I have a video I'd like for him to view so I can ask him if he would consider endorsing it for me. If there is anyway that you could get a message to him to that affect, I would REALLY appreciate it. I don't need his personal contact information, just some kind of verification that my message has finally reached him (through you, I hope)! He can contact me through this email address. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME! I'm sure you have the capability to at least get a message to him for me. This is a very important project for me and it would be so cool if he would look at it and consider the endorsement."
- "My name is Joan Elmore and along with my partner Sue( two housewives from NY who have teens going to exspensive schools) we started a company called baggypants(tm) They are bags made from jeans. Do you know how we could promote our bags? We are novices and I see your site everywhere and I was wondering if you could give us some advice."
- "Does no one else see the parallels between atoosa's creepy sisterhood-centric prose and eric schaeffer's enlightened douche-speak?"
- "Anna Wintour censorship— Vogue magazine: it's a dictatorship, darling. "You've read all about it, now write all about it" .....thriumphally states the fashion bible web forum....but it's no democracy at Vogue, quite the contrary! Not that anyone ever doubted it, but the glossy magazine's forum on style.com carefully screens anyone who registers..and those with a name even mildly hinting at the devil-in-chief ( "Anal Wintour" seems to be a favourite among Vogue's readers) gets immediatly wiped out by the diligent Voguettes at the censorship department. You are allowed to trash any editor at the magazine (Andre Leon Talley gets his fair share) but anyone who even quotes Anna's name is sent to death row immeadiatly. Same fate hits those who dare to point out how the glossy magazine has gotten quite boring over the last two years ( S.I. Newhouse at least can read it here now...) ...on the contrary and by sheer coincidence, in the very same period Anna's love life seems to have taken a very funky twist! And yes, she's started smiling in pictures!"
- "Alessandra Stanley ripped off my article— Well, sort of. I wrote this and it was posted on Flakmag.com last month. Both are about Lost's writers having no idea what is going on on the island and about Heroes being better at plotting out their season and developments. But she is making the same points that I do. I'll leave it up to you to pull out any quasi-plagiarism... I know how you all love to call her out on this shit. Here you go—she's officially ON NOTICE."
- Earlier: Glaring Omissions: What Happened to Gayle King?