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Valleywag, the tech news tabloid of Silicon Valley, is looking for an editor versed in Valley verbiage to file brilliant daily items for this site. This is a full-time job and pays accordingly. If you're interested, write a stunning paragraph about yourself and a stirring paragraph about your suitability for the job and send both to managing editor Lockhart Steele, lock@gawker.com. No resumes or attachments, please.