Anna Nicole Smith may have instructed a nanny to underfeed infant Dannielynn in order to keep her "sexy." [TMZ]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie escape notice in New Orleans by wearing Mardi Gras masks! Aw. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Lindsay Lohan's new co-star may be familiar to readers of Virginia Heffernan's Screens blog. Lonelygirl15! One or the other of them has sunk or risen. [Egotastic]
In high school, Maria "Money Honey" Bartiromo "dressed like a hot chick." Seriously, she was often "all Jordache'd up." [Page Six]
Gawker whipping boy emeritus Fabian Basabe is glad that he escaped his drunk driving charge with only a $575 fine: "I just don't want to have anything interfere with my work schedule," he told Page Six. [Page Six]
This is going to be the best season cycle (omg, sorry!) of America's Next Top Model EVER. [Us Weekly]
