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A reader, impressed by the incredible context sensitivity of Amazon's "related searches" function, pointed out the results of a recent "Anna Nicole Smith" query he made at the site. (We're sure he was genuinely interested in picking up a piece of the illuminating literature concerning her interesting life, like Great Big Beautiful Doll, not just hunting for back issues of Playboy.) Pamela Anderson's name probably only snuck in there only because she's another blonde breast-enhancement enthusiast famous because of her willingness to take off her clothes, not because Amazon's amazing software thinks she's in danger of a "mysterious" demise that may or may not be related to huge bottles of prescription analgesics in her fridge.