Remainders: Sam Champion With Crisco
- Above, Good Morning America Weathergay explains Crisco—uh, it's moisturizer!
- Paintings of the sites of celebrity "incidents." [The Morning News]
- There's now less of Anna Nicole than ever before. [TMZ]
- Where to get your free NYC condoms. [NYC Condom via Gowanus Lounge]
- ABC's headline—"Brother and Sister, and Lovers"—is actually the least disturbing part of this piece on the little-known phenomenon of Genetic Sexual Attraction. [ABC News]