• Above, Good Morning America Weathergay explains Crisco—uh, it's moisturizer!
  • Paintings of the sites of celebrity "incidents." [The Morning News]
  • There's now less of Anna Nicole than ever before. [TMZ]
  • Where to get your free NYC condoms. [NYC Condom via Gowanus Lounge]
  • ABC's headline—"Brother and Sister, and Lovers"—is actually the least disturbing part of this piece on the little-known phenomenon of Genetic Sexual Attraction. [ABC News]