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As Virgie Arthur, Larry Birkhead, and Howard K. Stern have it out in a Broward County Circuit Court in Fort Lauderdale over the fate of Anna Nicole Smith's estate, baby, and rapidly decomposing remains, one person who can stay silent no longer is Kimmie Walther, who won our hearts as a regular fixture on The Anna Nicole Show with a combination of her butch charms and unflappable loyalty to her boss, as demonstrated by the Anna Nicole tattoo etched on her arm. On kimberlywalther.com, Kimmie rails against who is emerging as the real villain of this tale, hurling a list of questions and accusations at Smith's former puppeteer/lawyer/non-binding life partner:

Howard, let me see if I can get this straight YOU LIED ON THE STAND TODAY! YOU SAID YOU DO NOT GAIN MONETARY BY BEING THE EXECUTOR OF ANNA NICOLE'S WILL? WHAT ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT YOU HAD HER SIGN ONCE YOU WON THE HUGE AWARD FROM HOWARD MARSHALL ESTATE??? DO YOU GET 10% OR 100% ??? SO YOU DO CONTROL THE EARNING TO BENEFIT YOU!!! WHAT A F&&*ING LIAR!!!!!! [...]

3. Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet?

4. You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE?

5. You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave?

6. Did you have enough time to empty the refrigerator of anything you wanted to hide from the coroner? [...]

I'm going to show up, when you least expect me! I have my own tapes... you had no right making a fool out of Anna like you did.

While the site won't win any functionality awards (or appeal to fans of text-size consistency), it does get the message across, and Kimmie offers some interactivity in the form of a link labeled "speak your mind here-or kick azz," which brings fans to a bulletin board where they can vent their frustrations and plot the downfall of Smith's shadowy svengali, as well as show off photos of their own freshly inked tattoos picturing Dannielynn being cradled in the arms of Birkhead, kimberlywalther.com's officially sanctioned babydaddy.