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PAUL BOUTIN — Note to Vivian, the lady who wrote Tuesday's entertaining party report on Snocap founder Jordan Mendelson: Yes, Jordan is upset with you. No, he didn't give the OK to send us that writeup. Yes, we all loved it! No, it did not make him look good - it gave the impression Jordan has higher priorities than Snocap. Yes, we know you meant well. No, you are not his paid publicist. Yes, we did some reporting on this and have sources, Vivian. No, we are not going to run a correction, because we used journalist kung-fu to avoid stating as fact anything we didn't know for sure, e.g. that Jordan is or isn't a playboy, or that he has or has not hired a publicist. Yes, we envy him. Night and day!