The AP now refuses to cover Paris Hilton, "barring any major, major news." Because look how well that worked out for Lloyd Grove! [NYO]
Jason Davis, oil heir Brandon Davis's "larger" brother, may think that his shit doesn't stink, but the Transom begs to differ. [NYO]
Gotham Books "jumped through hoops" to change the title of Russell Simmons' new self-help book as it was going to press. The new title? Do You. Good call! [NYP]
Victoria "will always be Posh Spice to us" Beckham is preparing for her new NBC reality show, for which she and husband David "plays soccer or something?" Beckham are reportedly being paid $19 million. [NYP]
Also, she's gone blonde! [Us Weekly]
Diddy is being investigated for assault and battery after an Oscar-party incident. [TMZ]
