Remainders: Rosie's Depression Haiku
- Rosie O'Donnell has been depressed for years, enjoys hanging upside-down. [NYP]
- Complex decides that what the world is really missing is an illustrated guide to finger-banging. (SFW.) [Complex]
- The Blind Tiger Ale House will finally, finally rise in the West Village. [Grub Street]
- Behold, J-school students and Cosmo editors, your future! A shoe store in L.A.! [Fishbowlla]