How That 'Slim Suit' Photoshoot Went Down: An Imagined Conversation

"No, no, no. You are looking WAY too straight. Gay it up for me a bit, will you, love? Like, really stereotype the hell out of it. We want to say, 'Look at me, I am the biggest ass-drinking 'mo in all of creation.' I want you to pretend there are cocks to left of you, ballsacks to the right. It's a room full of rimjobs and you're the guest of honor. Perfect! [Click.] Alright, people, we've earned our pay today."