"Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back." Now go and read the rest of the story about Anna Nicole Smith's purported Native American lovechild. Trust us, you want to. [Phoenix New Times]
Rush & Molloy punt the 'Gisele is pregs with Tom Brady's baby' ball forward. [R&M, last item]
Madonna's former nanny is shopping a tell-all memoir. [EW]
Kate Winslet won her lawsuit against Grazia magazine, which had inaccurately reported that she'd visited a diet doctor. "I feel very strongly that 'curves' are natural, womanly and real," said the chubby lardbucket (seriously, she must be like 130 lbs or something! Heifer). [Guardian]
Johnny Depp's daughter stepped on a nail. [Page Six]
Rachel Ray will be the new spokesperson of Dunkin Donuts, which makes us wish we weren't drinking their coffee right now —well, that and that it's nasty. Ray is a fan of their burnt, acrid brew: "She credits coffee with managing her hectic schedule." [MediaPost]
