Blue States Lose: Consider Us Bedazzled
If there's one thing Blue States Lose inspires in its legion of fans, it's strange new enthusiasms. After all, one can only stare at so many pictures from MisShapes, The Cobrasnake, andAmbrel before something grabs one by one's upturned lapels and firmly shakes one to the core. This week, Alex Blagg's world is rocked by appliqu jewelry. Will yours be too?
10.Misshapes. March 3rd, 2007 photo #172: "I love your tattoos." "And I yours." "Your messy black hair is fabulous." "As is your own." "Are you angry at nothing in particular?" "Yes." "I think you are the tight white jeans to my black gown of cliche." "I am." "The positive to my negative on this can of Sparks we call life." "Mmm-hmm." "The pale white - " " - do you have any heroin?"
9.Ambrel. Shindig Loft Party photo #1744: "They can take our lives, but they can never take... OUR STUPID NECKERCHIEF FAD!"
8. The Cobrasnake. Milk With Cookies photo #8060: Sorry pal, while we appreciate your effort, those big ironic glasses still aren't big and ironic enough. I would suggest getting out there and ripping a sun visor from the windshield of an eighteen-wheeler diesel truck slapping that shit on your face, and showing up to the party knowing you're the guy who OWNED that whole big ironic glasses thing.
7. Ambrel. Shindig Loft Party photo #1804: This might just look like a random pile of ripped up magazines, but after Dash Snow digests his veggie burger and shits all over it, what we will have is a masterpiece.
6. Misshapes. March 3rd, 2007 photo #032: Somehow, someone isn't getting the attention they had hoped for. She must feel like a neon-covered, mix-matched accessorized special needs ghost.
5. Misshapes. March 3rd, 2007 photo #031: If this were The Warriors, my man here would be the feared leader of Chelsea's most dangerous gang, the Faggy Robotiks.
4. The Cobrasnake. Liquid Muscles photo #8747: Who needs Viagra where there are drunk hipster chicks with mouths full of Doritos flashing their tits at you?
3. Ambrel. Shindig Loft Party photo #1786: Guy, sucking face with some slut at a loft party isn't going to make you any more black.
2. The Cobrasnake. Liquid Muscles photo #006: Steve Aoki pretending to be a real musician is almost as precociously adorable as dressing your puppy up like linebacker and playing fetch with a football.
1. Misshapes. March 3rd, 2007 photo #105: Listen up kiddies, and listen closely, because this could not be more important. If there's one thing New York needs more of, it is bedazzled clothing. Shirts and pants and skirts and scarves with shiny fake gems on them, sparkling brilliant and beautiful throughout the night. In fact, drop what you're doing, stop reading this sentence, and start applying gemstones to your clothing until the entire world is wrapped in bejewelled shininess!
