Glaring Omissions: Max Eisen's Ghost
Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (rarely) or design (almost always).
- "New Gay Play—Could you please forward this to the theater reviewer. I would like to have his name and email and a number I can contact him on. Many Thanks, David Archer, Maxwell PR & Advertizing.
- "tip bill hemmer—my tip is for the gawker. you are such ugly people - always putting people down - one good example is bill hemmer. some day that laugh is going to be on the gawker."
- "Factual error: Star didn't say he'd urinate on the kid...he basically said he would masturbate on the kid. A lot different."
- "I was taken to the hospital for hydration"
- "chuff explosion in ny mag?—In skimming through this week's New York Magazine (is there any other way to read it than skimming?) I noticed the word "chuff" twice: once in the "Best of" Zoo Animal squib and again in the profile of Kal Penn. I don't have access to Lexis-Nexis, but maybe there's something that the NY Mag copy editors are trying to tell us, like, is this some random zeitgeisty word-ascendant?"
- "If the best you can heckle in the Best Week Ever post is Adam Duritz, when it mentions Tom Cruise being ALL ABOUT p*ssy, well, you need more legal amphetemines to round out your day."
- "ABOUT THE TIME ANNA NICOLE'S SON PASSED AWAY, ONE OF THE TABLOIDS HAD PHOTOS OF LARRY BIRKHEAD WITH HIS REAL NOSE BEFORE HE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY. I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE BUT YES ITS REALLY TRUE HIS NOSE WAS BIG AND IM SURE ANNA DIDNT KNOW WHO SHE WAS REALLY DATING BECAUSE OF HIS NEW NOSE."
- "Have you all seen this article about Katie Couric. What's up with her freaky legs in the first big picture? —- Shivers —-"
- "Yesterday I submitted a t-shirt idea, "The Douchebag Wears Prada," and this morning it isn't even
listed. Did it tank that badly? Should I resubmit? I think my feelings are hurt a little." - "Anna Nicole—your et is real sick, I have reported all what you people do, are you really that mad that you couldnt get a picture of anna (like you did her son) dead body, laying in her coffin? you people are sick. but keep on talking bad about Anna's mom. it just shows EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, how sick ET really is. you are always there for howard, why? those videos are discusting and so are you, if it wasnt for you, that howard wouldnt of had so much greed for money to keep anna & her son on drugs, & I dont care what the hell you think. I THINK!!!!! that howard KILLED ANNA & HER SON!! & when he gets arrested, I am going to be HAPPY, & the whole world will LAUGH AT YOU ET & THE INSIDER, for sticking by howard's side, it goes to show us all, YOU made money off of Anna too! & it seems to me that you people didnt care for her. YOU ARE ALL SICK. & THE LORD KNOWS WHAT YOU PEOPLE PUT ON YOUR SHOWS! as well as what you do to get a story.. ha ha ha , I will NEVER watch your show again, as well as alot of people I know wont either..."
- "Their mysterious departure was an act of mercy. We should thank them for preventing an unspeakable horror. You see, he threatened to devote the entire next issue to Anna Nicole's life and death. Not only that: word is, they would have revealed that Danniellynn's real father is Sam Zell. Thus, completing the unholy union of stories that just won't be killed, creating a singularity that would destroy space-time. Or at least eat up 90% of the real estate on Gawker's front page for a month. Like I said, an unspeakable horror."
- "Hello: My name is D. H. Reid and I have just had a book published in January, called the Darkness of the Shadows. I am trying to find out how to have the New York Times or other agencies review my book, so they can be seen around North America. I have to market my own book, even though it appears online on amazon, barnes and Noble websites around the world. Any help you can offer or advice would be greatly appreciated. The New York Times and Gawker have an excellent reputation for helping people like myself get noticed. Thank you for your time and I hope your day is going well. Thanks again. D. H. Reid."
- Earlier: Glaring Omissions: We Are All Fat Sorority Girls