Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law may be pooling STDs, or "adoring each others' company." [Page Six]
For who knows what crazy reason, Marc Jacob's rep preferred that WWD break the news of the designer's rehabiness, not Page Six. Huh. [Page Six]
Can Robbie Williams kick his mammoth caffeine addiction? Yes, he... actually, it remains to be seen. 36 espressos a day? That is so much worse than us. [R&M, 2nd item]
Kirsten Dunst is taking "college-level" art classes. [Us Weekly]
The people behind those dirty, dirty Pirates of the Carribean comic books have caught the attention of an irate Disney, which apparently disapproves of hottt tentacle sex. [Defamer]
