Lindsay Lohan backed her car into a paparazzo outside the Hotel Gansevoort, either accidentally or, you know, not. He's in the hospital. [NYP]
Designer to the stars (stars = Paula Abdul) Anand Jon was arrested for rape. [TMZ]
Former Lucas Entertainment spokeswoman Heather Fink is shopping a tell-all memoir about working in gay porn. Among her shocking allegations: Michael Lucas wears underpants with "butt padding. Layers and layers of them." [R&M, second item]
Sarah Jessica Parker's new clothing line, Bitten, sounds sort of ... affordable. Ewww! [Page Six]
Will Scarlett Johansson star in South Pacific on Broadway? And are the gays excited about this, or slightly miffy? [NYP]
