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We doubt we were the only ones anticipating that this headline referred to blubbery Judge Larry Seidlin, for whom a casual marijuana habit would make perfect sense—and Yahoo's accompanying photo served only to confirm that. Sadly, the busted Judge in question is Judge Lawrence Korda, who presided over the Dannielynn DNA test hearings, thereby denying us the opportunity to conjure up a hilarious scenario in which Seidlin, overcome by the emotional weight of an impending child custody ruling, took to a public park with some primo Kiwi Haze, hoping the potent spiritual clarity it imparts to its users would help guide him towards the path of justice.