• You are all filthy. So filthy. [adfreak]
  • Life advice for high school kids. [forkspilt]
  • No barf bags on airplanes is a good thing. [a is for apple]
  • Nipples. On. Feet. [redacted]
  • Naming your baby "Metallica" is pretty metal, but naming your baby "GWAR Slave # 1003475" is so metal it blows sweet baby Metallica to blood-covered shreds. [stereogum]