"You can imagine what courage it takes to be in all new surroundings, with new people and a new language. He is very strong," Angelina Jolie says of her new adopted son Pax Thien. [People]
'Desperate Housewives' pool boy Jesse Metcalfe has checked himself into rehab. [Page Six]
But before he went, he bleached his hair platinum. Is his life a performance art homage to Britney Spears? [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
Naomi Campbell is auctioning off her fancy community service outfits to benefit the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund. [R&M]
Rumors of Carmen Elecrtra and Joan Jett's lez love are lies, says Electra's rep. [Us Weekly]
Gisele Bundchen's pregnancy denial is the most endearing thing we've ever read about her: "I'm 26 years old, for Christ's sake! Why would I have a baby now?" Preach. It. [Us Weekly]
