Blue States Lose: South By Southwhogivesashit
Use some variation of the word douchebag. Mention the MisShapes, The Cobrasnake, Ambrel, and Last Night's Party. Credit Alex Blagg. Add water. Voila, it's Blue States Lose.
10.The Cobrasnake. Caveman Cobbler photo #7769: Didn't make it to South By Southwest this year? Here's what you missed.
9.Last Night's Party. SXSW photo #458312: Wow, if you thought the "Naked Chicks On Bathroom Floors" photo series was sexy and not gross, wait until you get a load of the stunning "Not Very Attractive Drunk Girl Without Clothes On Grabbing Her Tits In A Porta-Potty" pictorial essay.
8. The Cobrasnake. Caveman Cobbler photo #8563: Grand Master Douche took it upon himself to provide a living look-book for all those who would like to fashion themselves in the image of last year's retarded hipster fads.
7. The Misshapes. March 17th, 2007 photo #065: When the "shoulder-cut Flashdance sweater" hip-hop revolution finally gets off the ground, this baller is going to be riding around and shining.
6. The Cobrasnake. Nylon Not For Girls photo #1194: It looks like That Guy From That 70's Show is not handling the quieter life of syndication very well, considering that he seems to have reinvented himself as some sort of hippie Riverboat gambler from Mississippi who just lounges around with Doc Holliday or whatever.
5. The Cobrasnake. Nylon Not For Girls photo #1092: Sweetiepants, I don't know where you found Wayne the older brother from The Wonder Years, but hold on tight, because he's a keeper.
4. The Cobrasnake. Live Strong photo #6610: It's hilarious when bloggers make their own t-shirt and incessantly explain to everyone that it's "meta".
3. Last Night's Party. Texas Beauty photo #7565: I don't think you can wear Narnia, but that doesn't mean these two can't try.
2. The Cobrasnake. Horrors Whores photo #8625: This is Ernest Hemingway's great grand-daughter, which is pretty evident when you consider the poetic way she defines boring hipster chick banality.
1. The Cobrasnake. Nylon Not For Girls photo #1203: Holy shit, this is a fucking edginess-off caught on camera! How can this much coolness even be contained within a single frame of celluloid?
