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For feuding couples who think a good fight involves some loud shouting followed by three days of silent treatment, we offer up for your intermarital warfare inspiration the example of Scott Weiland and wife Mary, whose weekend-long, 300-worthy battle resulted in several damaged hotel rooms, and culminated in a bonfire fueled by ten thousand dollars' worth of designer rockstarwear:

Mary Weiland, 31, was booked for investigation of felony arson vandalism after officers responded to a call Saturday night that a female was burning clothes. They found a trash can full of smoldering clothes, Sgt. Mathew Ferguson said. Officers called Weiland, who said the wardrobe was worth $10,000, Ferguson said. The couple's children, ages 4 and 6, were placed in the custody of family friends.

While we hope that one day they'll be able to look back and laugh at these events, we imagine that right now there is nothing at all amusing to the quarrelsome couple about the night that acrid smell of charred leather pants and melted SS-inspired officer's hats was carried downwind towards nearby homes, causing neighbors to peer out their windows and alert authorities to the crazed woman wiggling her fingertips heavenwards above a flaming fashion pyre, chanting, "Burn! Burn to ash! Let that bastard come home to a closet full of sensibly priced Old Navy casuals, and finally see what it means to really hurt inside! Hahahaha!"