· The always-accurate News of the World reports that Angelina Jolie has nothing to fear from Pax Thien's junkie birth-mother should she come looking to reclaim her son, as Vietnamese consumer protection laws are clearly on Jolie's side in such a case.
· We're not sure if the better question is "Why Woody Harrelson?" or "Why not Woody Harrelson?"
· The first-ever YouTubies are announced. And no Lonelygirl! But: Ninjas.
· Superboy: Teen Wolf?
· Nickelback: the Dane Cook of radio-friendly craprock.