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· In the new Us Weekly: Learn how duplicitous dissociative identity disorder sufferer Angelina Jolie copes with her disease when her nurturing Stay at Home Angelina and selfish, careerist I Must Accept This Acting Gig On The Other Side Of the World Angie personalities get in a catfight!
· In tangentially related news, Scott Weiland's wife blames her bipolarity for her recent wardrobe-torching outburst. Next up: An impulse orphan buy she immediately regrets.
· P. Diddy admits crippling Snoop addiction.
· A famous Nazi assassin's descendant fears that Cruise is going to turn his new Hitler-hunting movie into a secret Scientology infomercial.
· God giveth cute, and He also taketh it away.