• No one enjoys Match Game as much as us. Viva la Brett Somers! [the tomato diaries]
  • Stop crying, you little bitch losers. [i'm too sad to tell you]
  • This blogger attends a cheese and wine tasting only to discover that cheese mongering might be more exciting than getting an M.F.A. in Creative Writing. Hate to be the ones to break it to you, but you're totally right. [almost literary]
  • Italics are best when used in small doses. [chortle]