• Ron Burkle and Eli Broad top Sam Zell's bid for Tribune by a buck a share. Why do we feel like our grandchildren will still be awaiting resolution of this fucking story? [LAT]
  • Joe Dolce is a free man come May. Maybe now he can resume his career in the movie business! [NYP]
  • The only way to get people to watch "Dirt" is to show Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston lezzing out. [WWD]
  • How to write a Village Voice Media story. [ Alt-Weekly Death Watch]